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Total Medals Earned: 88 (From 20 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,785 Points

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Stealing the Diamond

Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)

Aggressive Ending 50 Points

Win the aggressive way

Epic Ending 50 Points

Win the epic way

Undetected Ending 50 Points

Win the undetected way

BUNP 5 Points

I TOLD you dog!

It's a Joke Guys 5 Points

I did it on purpose...

01100010 10 Points

6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a

Like a D6 10 Points

Lose 6 points

Failtastic 50 Points

Fail 55 times

Fail Champion 100 Points

Watch all 40 unique fails

Obscure Medal 100 Points

You know you want this medal

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Stranger Danger Game

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

Fondled! 5 Points

Mr. Lester... First name Mo.

Oney 5 Points

Stranger Danger commercial!

Sweet Tooth 10 Points

Never take candy from strangers!

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Tremerz

Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)

Bros B4 Hoes 50 Points

Round up the troops.

Valentine 10 Points

Guide Valentine to safety!

Burt 25 Points

Guide Burt to safety!

Earl 25 Points

Guide Earl to safety!

Heather 25 Points

Guide Heather to safety!

Melvin 25 Points

Guide Melvin to safety!

Mindy 25 Points

Guide Mindy to safety!

Ladies Man 50 Points

Only save the women.

Worm Master 100 Points

Rescue EVERYONE!

Tsunami Fighter

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)

Big Heart 5 Points

Click on any donate button.

Speedy 5 Points

Beat the game with a score of under 500.

Wavey 5 Points

Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.

Surf Crasher 10 Points

Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.

Tsunami Crasher 25 Points

Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.

Verge

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/370 points)

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Return to Me 25 Points

Your fate is sealed.

Perpetiel's Wings 50 Points

Racing toward fate.

Welcome Home 50 Points

Your journey is over.

Loki 100 Points

There were no survivors.

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Warriors of the Portal

Medals Earned: 4/10 (65/150 points)

Hail to the King 5 Points

Support Pico Day

Erotic Bonus 10 Points

Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu

RT I like it 25 Points

Gigantor survives the battle

Screw you Asimov 25 Points

Mindchamber survives the battle

C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points

"Parry" the attack to save the Alien

Change of Perspective 10 Points

Evade "A" freezing death

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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